Whether you’re a veteran staff member or the new hire at your company, we here at FunnyBio think it would be simply uncouth to ignore Boss’ Day (which is October 16th if you don’t already have it on your calendar). After all, those who have the power to hire you can fire you. Be mindful, however. There are a bevy of things you should never, every say to your superior, no matter how crummy their Christmas bonus. They are as follows:
- Your ex-wife/husband’s on Line 1.
- This team building exercise is a great way to turn the company around. There’s nothing like a trust fall to teach people how to perform basic accounting.
- Human Resources just called about your secretary candidate. Which felonies do you consider deal breakers?
- I accidentally made you a reservation on a public golf course.
- Your son’s on Line two. Something about his one call.
- Sorry about the expense report. I assumed everything in the mini bar was a third of the price.
- Great news about the raise! The salary bump will perfectly offset the new increase on the company soda machines.
- Thank you for the paperweight. My office was getting a bit breezy.
- The group would love to take you out to lunch today – your company card is still good, right?
- It’s the IRS, Line three. They have a few questions.
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